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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Snapshots

Our life as per a random sampling of our daughter's Facebook statuses........

"Mom: is it done cooking mike?
Dad: is it done defrosting?
mom: I hope so! I cooked it!
Dad: did you cook it because you thought it was, or because you were tired of waiting?
Mom: ......
...Dad: I know that was a legitimate question because you did not answer!!"
 
"You know it is time to head to the basement when your mother is repremanding the frozen turkey."
 
 "Jenna: But no one ever showed me the magical light switch!
Me: Jenna stop flashing the lights!
Jenna: im not. I am just trying to not get blown up!!"
 
"Rowan Borden *randomly bursts out singing and ignores the looks she is getting for interrupting the TV*"
 
"Mom: why is it so quiet?
Me: Because Jenna is gone?
Dad: no Rowan. Because you have food in your mouth."
 
"My laptop just attacked my face......."
 
 "Dad is using a interesting accent saying "yumm Chicken Fingar" wow. My family is awesome."
 
"Thank you show, for showing a floating mutilated baby penguin carcass, and making my sister cry. Cause i needed to see that............."
 
"Why does you cat only have 3 feet? Because we have a really big Venus Fly Trap! ~Dad welcome to my Family..........."
 
"I just pulled like 40 stickers off my leg....thanks sis"
 
"Mr Blanton: Teenagers are so quiet, always plugged into electronics and gadgets.
Me: I may be on my laptop, but i sure am making a heck of a lot of noise.
Mom, Dad and Jenna: haha YA she does!!!
Me: gee thanks. Not what i meant...."
 
And my personal favorite....
"Rowan is eying me strangely, so I am writing a will. ~Jenna my crazy 10yr old sister. :)"
 
 
 
 
 
 

4 comments:

Anonymous,  January 11, 2011 at 8:24 AM  

Rowan's statuses always make me laugh!

beachrose January 11, 2011 at 11:06 AM  

yeah you can totally see your family's sense of humor in her posts many times she's made me laugh! love her!

Rowan January 11, 2011 at 12:33 PM  
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Rowan January 11, 2011 at 12:34 PM  

Haha. Gee thanks Mother.

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