Wherein you will find posts with humor, photos, reviews, occasional rants and journalistic entries of interest to me alone but that I hope will touch you, the reader, in some way. I remain sincerely yours, A Work in Progress
Our life as per a random sampling of our daughter's Facebook statuses........
"Mom: is it done cooking mike?
Dad: is it done defrosting?
mom: I hope so! I cooked it!
Dad: did you cook it because you thought it was, or because you were tired of waiting?
Mom: ...... ...Dad: I know that was a legitimate question because you did not answer!!"
"You know it is time to head to the basement when your mother is repremanding the frozen turkey."
"Jenna: But no one ever showed me the magical light switch!
Me: Jenna stop flashing the lights!
Jenna: im not. I am just trying to not get blown up!!"
"Rowan Borden *randomly bursts out singing and ignores the looks she is getting for interrupting the TV*"
"Mom: why is it so quiet?
Me: Because Jenna is gone?
Dad: no Rowan. Because you have food in your mouth."
"My laptop just attacked my face......."
"Dad is using a interesting accent saying "yumm Chicken Fingar" wow. My family is awesome."
"Thank you show, for showing a floating mutilated baby penguin carcass, and making my sister cry. Cause i needed to see that............."
"Why does you cat only have 3 feet? Because we have a really big Venus Fly Trap! ~Dad welcome to my Family..........."
"I just pulled like 40 stickers off my leg....thanks sis"
"Mr Blanton: Teenagers are so quiet, always plugged into electronics and gadgets.
Me: I may be on my laptop, but i sure am making a heck of a lot of noise.
Mom, Dad and Jenna: haha YA she does!!!
Me: gee thanks. Not what i meant...."
And my personal favorite....
"Rowan is eying me strangely, so I am writing a will. ~Jenna my crazy 10yr old sister. :)"
“A bolt of warmth, fierce with joy and pride and gratitude, flashed through me like sudden lightning. I don’t care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching—they are your family. And they were my heroes.” ― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty