Jenna was working on a section in her language arts book where she had to write an antonym for each word on a list.
She kept asking for help with spelling the words she chose. She called out, "how do you spell close?" and Mike went over and answered, "c-l-o-t-h-e-s".
Which Jenna dutifully wrote. Then she looked at it and said, "I said CLOSE!"
To which Mike replied, "it puts a whole new meaning to the expression, 'put a sock in it'".
And the house roared and he left for work giggling.