Up he came and there was a mini sandstorm, whirling of cats in the middle of the bed for a few minutes and then off he went leaving my Siamese huffing in disgust.
Hearing chirruping again, I called to Percy. Under the bed over Mike's head he comes and spends a few minutes chewing on my hair and off he goes again. Then down to pounce on my beleaguered Siamese again and then chirruping, up he comes to the back of Mike's head, comes over the top, digs his claws in and bites him on the eyebrow!!! Mike said something to the effect of "what the frickin, frackin, heck was that?????" and dumped the cat off the bed.
While I lay there laughing I was thinking. Wasn't it a chirrupy sort of sound that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park made before they ate you?